This month we're talking to the incredibly cute Miss May, Shannon James. She's 20 years-old, in a sorority and hails from the great state of Pennsylvania. And now
1. Do you look at your nude body and think, "Damn, I look good"?
I think I have a nice figure, but like every girl, I have little insecurities. No body is perfect.
2. What is your favorite "gross" food. Examples would be french fries drenched in mayo or deep fried chicken skin.
Chocolate covered potato chips sooooo good but sooo weird.
3. Why do Playmates lie and say a sense of humor is their biggest turn on?
I don't know about the BIGGEST turn on but it's not a lie! If a guy can make you smile, let alone laugh, he is already WAY ahead of the game.
4. Do you ever wish you could go back and sleep with people you used to date just to be like, "Look how good I am now."
Hahah, No. If it didn't work out there is a reason and they shouldn't get to see my new moves ;)
5. Is it still considered picking your nose if you put a tissue over your finger before going in?
6. When I got a Blackberry I thought ladies would pay more attention to me when I took it out in the elevator. That hasn't happened. Why?
This one's easy. You should be paying attention to the girl and making small talk, not being obsessed with your blackberry
7. How long must you date someone before you feel comfortable farting in front of them? Using their bathroom for a #2?
IT IS NOT OK TO GET THAT COMFORTABLE! I'm weird about that one
8. What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
My freshman year in college I walked into a place where a lot of people hung out. In a matter of 5 minutes I had fallen on the floor and had black dirt all over my white shirt and jeans, needless to say I went home asap.
9. Did your dad, brother or any other male family members see your spread in Playboy? If so, how did they feel about it?
No, my dad is staying far away from book stores and magazine stands for now!
10. What is your favorite thing to eat at Wendy's?
I get the same thing EVERY time, a medium Dr. Pepper, 5 piece chicken nugget and a GREAT biggie fry.
11. Why do women look sexy naked but men look stupid?
Women are more elegant and graceful in their movement, men just don't know how to work it like we do.
12. If you won 300 Million dollars in the lottery (after taxes) would you give me a million dollars?
Sure. I can be more than happy with 299 million.
13. Have you ever been blamed for a fart that you did not let out?
OMG yesssss! I was away on vacation at a ski resort with my boyfriend at the time. We were in the Jacuzzi and a little girl accused me of it and would not let it go. I was soooo embarrassed!
14. What angers you about the conservatives? Liberals?
Conservatives just aren't open at all to change. I'm rather liberal myself so no complaints there.
15. Name your favorite three Nickelodeon shows from the 1990s.
Salute your shorts
Clarissa explains it all
I know what you're thinking: "What a funny girl. Where can I see her naked?" Good question. You can either grab this month's Playboy, in newsstands and your dad's sock drawer now, or you could check out Playboydigital.com
If you've got a question for next month's Playmate, email me at Streeter.Seidell@ Gmail.com with the subject line "Playboy."