Name: Kristen Jensen
School: UConn
Mascot: Huskies
Describe your ideal…
Pizza: Sgt. Peps after a night out
Guy: Tom Brady
Describe your worst…
Date: Getting kicked out of a Red Sox game after the first inning
Pizza: Sgt. Peps the morning after a night out
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? That people never got old.
BBQ Sauce or Ketchup? Ketchup
More pictures of Kristen after the jump!
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Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?