In life there are instances that result in great shame and instances that result in a little shame. The shame you feel will fall somewhere on a ten point scale. But what exactly is a 1 or a 5.5 or a 9 on a shame scale? The guide below will tell you!
The Shame Scale
(1 Being the Lowest, 10 the Highest)
(1 Being the Lowest, 10 the Highest)
1- Cursing in front of your grandmother.
1.5 – Clogging the toilet at a Taco Bell.
2- Asking for a fork at a Chinese restaurant.
2.5 – Tripping while walking on the sidewalk but not falling.
3- Being seen with your parents while in high school.
3.5 – Eating fast food for back-to-back-to-back meals.
4- Sitting next to a black guy in your American History class.
4.5- Clogging the toilet at a fancy restaurant
5- Never seeing Terminator 2.
5.5 – Seeing Terminator 3.
6- Admitting that you can’t understand a Hispanic person even though they’re speaking English.
6.5 Forgetting your brother’s birthday.
7- Forgetting your twin brothers birthday.
7.5 - Drooling.
8- FREE SPACE
8.5 Getting caught jerking off by your mom.
9- Forgetting to silence your Black Eyed Peas ringtone at a funeral.
9.5 – Getting held back a grade.
10- Being adopted.
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