Boss: So, describe what you’ve got so far.
Carl, the first designer: Well, we, mostly I, have an idea for a cartoon cat.
Boss: Interesting, interesting. Tell me about her..or him, whatever you have so far.
Carl: She’s all white, wears lots of pink bows and pink outfits, and is really happy about life.
Boss: FANTASTIC…what’s her name?
Carl: “Hello Kitty.” I have a drawing right here.
Stuart, the second designer:….She doesn’t have a mouth. How can she say Hello.
Boss: Tell me if I’m right, Carl, but I think it’s more of an implied “Hello?”
Carl: Um..yeah exactly.
Boss: WONDERFUL. What else have you got, Carl?
Carl: Well, I have some drawings I’m pretty confident about, but the color schemes are a little sloppy…
Boss: STUART! Help Carl with whatever he needs. I’m putting him in charge of the team on this one.
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