What Do Your Public Displays of Nudity Say About You?

1. You’re spending the day at a theme park with three of your closest gal friends, when you decide you want to flash your breasts to the camera at the top of the roller coaster. You get on the __________.

1. Superman coaster— Bring on the thrills, baby!
2. Rickety wooden coaster— I like that classic, timeless backdrop for my areolas…
3. Two-face coaster— I’ve got a hidden wild side!
4. Batman coaster— I dig the dark and mysterious vibe.


2. You’re out partying with three of your closest gal friends one night when you’re asked to show your titties for the newest Girls Gone Wild video.You choose to be in the __________.

1. Girls Gone Wild: Cancun Spring Break Edition
2. Girls Gone Wild: Original Edition
3. Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras Edition
4. Girls Gone Wild: Snoop Dogg Doggystyle Edition

3. Uh oh!Time for a table dance! Quick, grab three of your closest gal friends and turn up the jams so you can display your lovely lady lumps to the whole club!The drink you grab to lower your inhibitions is __________.

1. Red Bull and Vodka—It totally makes you hallucinate! I hate my father!
2. Gin and Tonic—A sophisticated move in any situation.
3. Jägermeister—Just get those clothes off and get ‘em there quick!
4. Sex on the Beach—Put some passion into it!

4. You’re strolling through town with three of your closest gal friends when you spot the local TV studio shooting a live feed. Woohoo, national television! Lift that top and introduce those babies to the nationwide audience of __________. Cheese!

1. MTV Jams— All I need is some bumpin’ tunes to get me going.
2. CNN— Dignify those titties with some domestic politics! Aw yeah! Fuck you, Dad.
3. Sportscenter— Go team!!!
4. Extreme Makeover— Let them see how a boob job’s supposed to be done!

5. You’re with three of your closest gal friends at the Dave Matthews concert in town when something about the music just makes you want to bare those bad boys to the stage… You climb onto your boyfriend’s shoulders during __________ and let them fly!

1. Crash Into Me— The lyrics are so deep.
2. Satellite— The lyrics are so deep.
3. American Baby— The lyrics are so deep. Plus, he totally wrote this song about me… Having a good childhood is for babies.
4. Two Step— The lyrics are so deep.

Results:

If you answered mostly 1’s, you’re the type of gal who doesn’t just like to party—she is the party!Give yourself a pat on the back for being the girl everyone wants to hang out with. Also, you hate your parents.

If you answered mostly 2’s, you’re the type of gal who is serious, but knows when to cut loose. Your friends can always count on you to be level-headed and solve problems. Oh, and your boyfriend doesn’t pay enough attention to you.

If you answered mostly 3’s, you’re the type of gal who loves to have fun and knows what she wants.You’re not afraid to get in there and mix it up with the boys, but you have a soft, girly side too. And you’re insecure about the respect that you garner for your friends.

If you answered mostly 4’s, you’re the type of gal with that certain something that people just can’t put their finger on. You’ve got the men hooked and the ladies intrigued, even if you don’t know it. Keep up whatever it is you’ve got going… Also, you’ve got D’s.