Discreetly Planning for 4/20 via Email

Reply to: Timmy.Shaw@cannibuscollege.edu

Subject Line: Re: Celebrating This Friday

Hey everybody,

I hope you’re all having a great week so far. I just wanted to remind you about the festivities coming up this Friday. It’s a holiday so I’m getting a lot of birthday cake. I know a lot of you don’t have birthday cake that much, and some of you have never even tried it. But I think this might be a great opportunity to give it a whirl.

Anyway, it should be about forty to forty-five bucks for an eighth of birthday cake. I know that seems kind of pricey, but the guy I’m getting it from says it’s “really potent” birthday cake and should make you feel really chill.

Let me know how much birthday cake you want in advance because I want to get enough birthday cake for everyone. Last time, Marty and Todd thought they could just come and eat all the birthday cake they wanted even though they didn’t pay for it- and it really put a damper on things.

Also, I didn’t add Stacy to this e-mail because every time she eats birthday cake she just freaks out and acts like a moron all night. She yells all the time and just doesn’t chill at all. If someone has a problem with this IM me.

From,

Trey

P.S. If anyone has a knife I can borrow for when I go to pick up the birthday cake that would be great, because I hear Roxbury is a pretty rough neighborhood.