so this is a few things i took note of while working as fronter at potbelly’s:
as the weather gets warmer, people start to wear flip-flops for shoes, mostly girls. but i have a few issues with them.
if you’re gonna wear flip-flops, make sure you have attractive feet. its not too much to ask. really. i don’t want to glance down at a derange pig hoof thing thats attached to the end of your ankle. for goodness sakes, have nice looking feet.
it really takes away from the rest of you. if you’re a hot chick with ugly ass feet, you automatically drop 4 points in my book. thats just raunchy.
The other day, i was sweeping the floor at my job, potbelly’s, doing what i was supposed to be doing, and some woman with her family told me, “can you please not sweep while we’re eating? thanks.”
what the fuck? what makes you the center of the world where i can’t do my job in front of you? are you so neat freaky that if you see crumbs on the floor, you’ll lose your appetite? oh and by the way, that was one of the filthiest tables i had to clean up after that day. bitches.
once you reach a certain age, everyone becomes jail bait, regardless of age.
Womens vs. Mens bathroom: womens equals grossest ever. mens, not so much. what is up with all the toilet paper on the floor? and pretzels? seriously, PRETZELS??? NASTY.
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