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You Learn Something New Every Day

They say you learn something new every day, well today I learned the following three things:


1.) Kevin Arnold has alot more balls than me when it comes to the ladies. However, I can close the deal. Faggot.


2.) Soccer players have a really hard time keeping their balls in their shorts.


3.) Human flesh is more of a hearty winter-y type meal. Great for soups.

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