They say you learn something new every day, well today I learned the following three things:
1.) Kevin Arnold has alot more balls than me when it comes to the ladies. However, I can close the deal. Faggot.
2.) Soccer players have a really hard time keeping their balls in their shorts.
3.) Human flesh is more of a hearty winter-y type meal. Great for soups.



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News Feed History of the World: March 2012
Hunger Games PSAs
News Feed History of the World: February 2012
Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2012
Travel Posters for Lazy People
Weed Strains Named After People You've Smoked With
Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?