So you want to impress your friends with original dirty sex acts that you've pulled like the Blumpkin, Angry Dragon or Rusty Trombone. Here's an easy way to create your own and make them green with envy. Follow the simple formula.

Location Noun (City, country, nationality, etc) + Regular Noun =Dirty Sex Act.

Boston + Armoire = The Boston Armoire etc.

Here's some lists to get you started.

Alabama	Tuxedo
USSR	Boilermaker
Uzbekistan	Armoire
Boston	Drill Press
New York	End Table
Shanghai	Back Flip
Thailand	Rubber Stamp
Bangkok	Shop Vac
California	Shotgun
Jersey	Turnpike
Mexico	Taxi Cab
Baltimore	Bank Robbery
Cleaveland	Picture Frame
The OC	Fish Net
Antarctica	Bug Spray
Jones Beach	Vitamin Water
South Dakota	Stereo
North Dakota	Frostbite
Madagascar	Traffic Jam
Filipino	Choker
Jewish	Poker Game
French	Surrender
Spanish	Wine Cask
Sengalese	Thumb Screw
Siberian	Thunderbolt
Brazilian	Dry Cleaner

Mix and Match and you're set to give the next girl you run across a Shanghai Shop Vac or a Uzbekistan Drill Press. Have Fun!