This week’s awesome sport is…
Can you imaging an animal cuter than this little pup pictured above? No, of course not, no one can.And thishas led many to believe that these baby seals are, in fact, too cute for their own good.
Luckily for us, our northern neighbors come up with a solution for this terrible plight. The Canadian government has recently authorized the “removal” of up to 320,000 of these little menaces from their coastal area.
This removal is usually done with a blunt club, such as a baseball bat, to protect the fabulous pelt that coats a baby seal’s body for the first few months of its life.
A few fanatic extremeists have protested this hunt as “barbaric,” but it is becoming more and more obvious every day that these babydemons must be dealt with, and finally someone is stepping up to the plate.




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