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A Phone Call I'd Love To Receive

by Salomone on

“OH MY GOD I am sooooo SOBER right now!!! I’ve had like 9 shots of NOTHING!! You gotta come down here, dude, it’s f*cking insane. We just played a RIDICULOUS game of pictionary. There must be, like, NO KEGS HERE and already everyone still has their clothes on! OH SH*T!! Jenny and Heather just started HAVING A DISCUSSION WITH EACH OTHER!!! There are soo many girls here and I’ve hooked up with like NONE OF THEM!! YEAAH!! F*ck, man, I can barely not see in front of me, like my vision is soo clear right now. I better take a taxi home. Or my car, since I STILL HAVE MY KEYS!!!”

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My freshman year of college, my ginger roommate bought some alcohol before he went home one weekend. When he left, my friends on my floor and I emptied his clear raspberry vodka into another bottle and replaced it with salt water (so that it wouldn't freeze) and put it back in the freezer. A week or two later, he and his friends were sitting around our room, drinking salt... Read More » water, and acting drunk. He even noted that he could "really taste the raspberry." The look on their faces when we told them that it was salt-water was priceless...and I'm sure the placebo effect immediately wore off!