Poor Excuses for a Spontaneous Erection

- “It’s not mine…I was holding it for a friend.”

- “It’s for tax purposes.”

- “I only do it on the weekends….it doesn’t mean I have a problem.”

- “Don’t worry…it’s only until we find a bigger place.”

- “I lost my T-square and I need to draw a 90 degree angle”

- “I’ve gotta put the blood somewhere, don’t I?”

*- “I’m learning braille.