Alternate Titles for Loverboy's "Everybody's Working for the Weekend"

-Everybody’s Working For The Respect of Their Father

-Everybody’s Working For A Vietnamese Sweatshop

-Everybody’s Working For K-Mart Because The Clinic Won’t Give Everybody Their Methadone If They Can’t Prove Legal Employment

-Everybody’s Working For Eight Hours A Day On This Stupid Chem Project Gruber Assigned

- Everybody’s Working For The State of Illinois, To Take Half of Everybody’s Check And Give It To That Cheating Whore, Cindy.

-Everybody’s Working For Their Father’s Hardware Store Even Though It Is Their Dream To Write A Screenplay

-Everybody’s Working For The Jews

-Everybody’s Working Forensics Because of the Popularity of CSI

-Everybody’s Working For The Purpose of Killing Time Before They Die

-Everybody’s Working For No Money To “Get Their Foot In The Door;” You Know I’m Pretty Sure Martin Scorcese Never Had Pepsi Spilled On Him But Whatever, It’s Just The Lack of Respect For Internships That Really Gets Me