- "Elvis's Stinky Sideburns" -(but by Elvis I mean vagina and by sideburns I mean that disgusting mat of ropey protien you call your bush…Stinky still stands as it was stated….Basically what I meant to say was that your cooter really smells.)

- "His Majesty's Royal Headdress" (that itches like hell from that night at Club Fever where some dirty-bitch tricked His Majesty into thinking that she wasn't the skankiest Skankerson that ever walked into Skanktown.)


*-"The Swanky Chinrest" (which can no loger hide the undeniable fact that my testicles are covered in painful sores.)