- “Elvis’s Stinky Sideburns“ -(but by Elvis I mean vagina and by sideburns I mean that disgusting mat of ropey protien you call your bush…Stinky still stands as it was stated….Basically what I meant to say was that your cooter really smells.)
- “His Majesty’s Royal Headdress“ (that itches like hell from that night at Club Fever where some dirty-bitch tricked His Majesty into thinking that she wasn’t the skankiest Skankerson that ever walked into Skanktown.)
*-”The Swanky Chinrest“ (which can no loger hide the undeniable fact that my testicles are covered in painful sores.)
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Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
