- Playing the lute
-Itchy nipples
- Suddenly being able to speak Italian
- The cry of a howler monkey
- A cycle of nausea and priapisms
(No picture, here…I think you get the idea)
-The smoldering remains of your enemies
-Saving 15% on my car-insurance by switching to Geico
- Itchy Lute while playing your nipples
(Again, visual aids unnecessary)
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