
I decided in order to raise the stakes, I would need to embarrass him in front of 100 strangers.
I call this latest installment of the prank war: “Streeter Bombs.” Warning: Very Uncomfortable.

A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.