(answer after the jokes)
Two Web Browsers Making Small Talk"//www.weather.com/wxdetail/ 10013?from=36hr_fcst_undeclared."
Pickiest Child Ever- "I can't stand it when they focus on the yellow Teletubby. Go back to Tinky Winky!"
- "If I can't be the orange hippo, I'm just going to not play."
- "Boogers from my right nostril taste yucky."
Overheard at Columbus's High School Reunion"I haven't seen Columbus since graduation."
"Yeah, he really fell off the face of the Earth."
White Whine"All the lettuce in my salad is limp!"
Talking Dirty in the Twilight of Your LifeAge 58: "Let's play Doctor. Mmm, you have prostate cancer."
Age 65: "Let’s see how many hard candies you can fit in there."
Age 74: "I’m going to do you so hard, you’ll remember our daughter’s name."
Age 86: "I want your IV inside me."
Answer: Swiss playwright CromT Suie
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