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Why I Love Abercrombie and Fitch...

by Paul Scheer on

Man Oh Man, I Love Abercrombie and Fitch. It is totally is the coolest store in the mall. I heard last week it totally kicked Pac Sun’s ass.

  1. I love going to clubs but I hate their lack of cargo shorts.
  2. I can’t get enough techno
  3. Salespeople who DON’T want to help you.
  4. They save energy by using the least amount of light possible.
  5. Great place to meet pedophiles.
  6. I need everyone to know exactly where I got my T-Shirt (A& F Lacrosse Rules!)
  7. No uglies!
  8. Did I mention the Cargo Shorts?
  9. Best place to buy clothes before a Date Rape
  10. Comfortable Leather Chairs which are great for reading the Classics.

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I work in IT for a fairly well known company, but I work for one of the smaller branches. It's just me and one other person and let me just say, he isn't the brightest bulb. We are suppose to change the passwords to the computers every three months, and I was going to be gone on the day that we were suppose to do it. I wrote down the list of passwords that he needed to... Read More » change it to in an Excel doc and told him that he needed change them before he left on Friday, but after everyone is gone for the weekend. Monday I get back and everyone is asking me why they cannot get onto their computer. It turns out the guy didn't like the passwords I had created and made up his own, and then forgot what they were.