As the majority of everyone knows there is a certain air of "I will have sex with anything" in the last few weeks of high school. So I give you the thought process of, the last strange days of Senior year.

Period 1
7:30 German 2

Oh my god. My teacher has been speaking Spanish for about 20 minutes and no one has told him yet. Wait am I in Spanish 2? No, cause that girl with the huge tits is here sitting next to me. Man this girl is 15 and she has stretch marks on her boobs. Bad implants? She was so young… I need brandon to distract her so I can throw something at her chest. If everything goes right there should be a natural deflection and I can be reassured the girl is just a freak. Damn I forgot she has no ass. This is all starting to make sense. Wait Mr. Hackey is speaking German again. Did he just say dick? Hahaha oh god that means big in German. I wonder if I yell "Yeah I got a big dick!" would it get a lugh? Woah it might distract that girl, alright i'm saying it!

"Yeah I got a big DICH"
Oh shit that was like 10 minutes ago he was talking about "dich"

Still that chick looked at me and now she pretends to be not looking, yeah i'm gonna throw it.
HAHA OH YES. I made it right between. 10 points I win. However I think there's a penalty considering everyone saw me do it.

Hmmm security is taking me to my prize now, i'm not sure if it's for my ballsy outburst or my amazing paper shooting athleticism.
Oh man i'm gonna say it!
"Hey if you check me just don't touch my DICH!"
Hah the douchebag doesn't speak german, der tard.