Cheating on your bf/gf……………………………………..I was drunk
Falling down the stairs……………………………………I was really, really high
Using a life-line on the $100 question……………I’m allergic to smartitude
Burning mac & cheese……………………………………I was adopted
Failing a class………………………………………………..I have ADHD and SARS
Crapping your pants……………………………………….I was possessed by the Devil
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