Taken Out of Context

One of the perks of working in a structural engineering office is that the vernacular lends itself well to innuendo. Here are a few examples that made me giggle like the fourth grade girl that I am.

• “What is your erection sequence?
  

• “Make sure there is plenty of slop in your holes.”

• “Who is handling the butt glazing?”

• “You need to stiffen up that member.”

• “How deep did you drill your shaft?

• “Before moving the bridge, we have to jack off the abutment.”

• “Matt, if you grab my ass again, I’m going to file sexual harassment charges.”