hey Streeter,

yo what’s up man. listen, i know u probably get a lot of msgs from people who think they write funny stuff but really it sucks, but u have to make my new article a national pick. it rocks. its called “(Yager)Bombs Away!” and its about this time my frat brother Johnny had like 18 shots of yager in like half an hour, so he was really wasted and then he went upstairs and puked out a window, right? but it landed on some chick’s head. so she started yelling at him and he was like “fuck you, you cuntrag,” which is funny cuz Johnny is like the nicest guy ever and he never gets pissed at people.

but yea, justcheck it out and see if u like it. it got 7 likes and 2 of them are from random people i didnt even tell to read it. its definitely better than thatarticle about which disney princess is the hottest. i mean i dunno about that kid but i dont jerk it to disney movies. plus cinderella is definitely the hottest anyway.

let me know man. oh, u should check out this picture of me doing a 15 foot beer bong too, its sweet. 2 beers!

-josh

ps. that prank on Amir with the impressions was hilarious man, andy bloom, lol.