Would You Rather
- Have sex with an animal or a dead body? From Andrew
- Not be able to remember the last thing you said or not be able to remember the last thing you said? From Christophe
- Smell like fish or smell like morning breath?
- Be pissed off constantly or pissed on occasionally? From Aaron
- Wear a tight, black, emo-like shirt that says "disturbed" for the rest of your life, or a Hello Kitty backpack for the rest of your life? From Nick
- Get famous for taking the world's biggest dump or having the world's biggest teeth?
- Have no sense of humor, or no sense of hygiene? From Alex
- Be Simon Cowell or Randy Jackson? From Jeff
- Drive a Smart car that smelled like flowers, or a Lamborghini that smelled like dog crap? From Evan
- Know how our eyes got so red or what the hell is on Joey's head? From Ryan
- Be the best garbage man in town or the worst lawyer?
- TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, 0R 0F j00R L1F3? From Greg
- Have wii or weed? From J
And the Winner of this week's "Two Ways To Say The Same Thing" Award is Joe, who sent in this:
- Would you rather have severe sunburn on your penis for a month or not be able to have sex for a month?