
With the state of education today it’s no surprise that most of you have to get your knowledge from the Internet. But who am I to try to change the education system? Instead, I will do my best to teach you about all the important information which will greatly affect your future life. I hope you’re ready to learn something.
When I go to the poles I kindly ask the elderly woman at the registration table if any of the candidates have ended another human’s life. If one of the candidates has blood on his hands I want to make sure I vote for him. Now That shows decision making ability!



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Everything is Scary
I Think My Draw Something Partner Might Have Been Kidnapped
News Feed History of the World: February 2012
What Your Desk Toys Say About You
Eight Types of Laughter
If You Had Dating Profiles Through Life
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.