Next weekend will be off. the. hook.

That’s a complete lie!

Next weekend is the infamous “big weekend” of the Wenatchee Valley Apple Blossom Festival. Not sure what that is? Well, you’d better get on over there, along with thousands of other undeserving out-of-towners.

I’m not really sure why I insist on returning year after year to the festival, but I think the reason rhymes with “funnel cake.” There’s also a good chance that some of my friends whom I haven’t seen for a while are there, but there’s also a chance of getting stabbed.

I’m pretty sure someone’s been stabbed every year. Why? Why with the stabbing?

Hopefully it’s over a funnel cake or something.

Writing about this is much more interesting than writing about logic. Can’t I just prove a contradiction and prove anything I want, like “Ardith gets an A on every assignment from here on out?”

Stay focused…the funnel cakes are almost here….