In the late 50’s….
- Everyone was Italian
- Popping your collar really was cool
- Every girl owned a pink jacket
- Every person wore a sweater or leather jacket
- You were either a nerd, jock, or greaser
- Motorcycles did not need ramps to make jumps
- If you were chasing someone on a motorcycle toward a body of water your brakes would fail to work
- All girls chewed gum all the time
- It was required to snap your fingers, and shake your hips dramatically before leaving a room after making a statement
- Everyone had a friend who would repeat everything that they said in order to emphasize your point
- Every group of friends had its own name
- All guys parted their hair to the side
- All guys carried a comb at all times
- All guys carried switch blade knives with them at all times
- Everyone smoked, everywhere, and anywhere they wanted to
- The onlyadults around wereteachers and cops.
- No one liked Russians.



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