Tonic:
If You Could Only See (How Many Chicks We Used To Get After Shows)
Counting Crows:
A Long December (Since Courtney Cox Stopped Returning My Phone Calls)
The Verve Pipe:
The Freshman (Chicks From Ohio State Really Liked This One Back In 1997)
Gin Blossoms:
Til’ I Hear It From You (We’re Not Quitting The Music Business)
Staind:
It’s Been A While (Since You Heard Us On The Radio)
Stabbing Westward:
What Do I Have To Do (To Get You To Like Me Again)?!!!
Lifehouse:
Hangin’ By A Moment (That We Shared. No, Seriously. Remember That Moment When You and Your Girlfriend Used to Love This Song? Where are you? Please, please. Just Talk to Me. What Do You Want From Us? Here’s Some Free Tickets To Our Show Tonight, Hey Where Are You Going? Come Back So…)
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I Think My Draw Something Partner Might Have Been Kidnapped
The Way We Do Things Sober vs Drunk
Every Superhero Origin Story Ever
Sexual History CarFax
Choose Your Own Adventure: Office Edition
Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2012
Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
