So I called her again I meen come on what a Bitch right? Like im the best thing that walked into her life right? I meen I have to be I care, I take care of her, thats what guys like me do right?

Bable now thats a movie have you ever seen crash? It's like that but not as indepth.

So I drank a litter of Nikolia Vodka tonight who does that? Especially after a weekend like mine. Wednessday drunk, Thursday drunk, Friday got drunk made love to myself cried and repeat… Saturday Drunk… Sunday please see Friday. She still didnt answer her phone I swear one of these days she will love me the same way I love her. I just want to where her skin on my Birthday…

Okay really enough with that sumb skank. O cant let her rule my life forever. I'm a grone ass mAN.. THE CAPS LOCK AND THE "A" ARE TO freakING CLOSE…

Dont foreget some one loves you… Wait she is calling back,,, I muss her I have to answer.. She completes me…. She is like my Natti Light Keg at the Party.

DAMN CAPS LOCK!!!

Me: Hey whats up?

Ashley: Nothing really at a party with my boyfriend what do you want?

Me: oh sounds fun. I just wanted to see what you where doing.

Ashley: The court said you werent aloud to call me any more.

Me: I know I didnt call you, you called me,

Ashley: Um are you drunking? You know the doctors told you, you arent aloud to drink any more.

ME: No No I would never do that I just wanted to say see you thats all.

Ashley: DAN!!! What you did to me illegal in seven different countries, I dont want to talk to you leave me alone.

THE PHONE GOES BLANK

DAN: Ash I just miss your smell come to me we can work it out. ASH…

Dan: ASH……… Ash…. ASH??? Come back to me!!!!