Teacher De-Evaluations

Well you finally made it to the end of the year and it’s time to give those teachers a piece of your mind. That’s right it’s time for teacher mother f*cking evaluations. And you know what the best part of teacher evaluations is… the comments section. What better way to weird out or irriatate your professors than doing it anonymously? And here’s some tips to do just that.

• Keep it simple and write down random quotes like “I love lamp” or “Streeter Seidell smells and sits down when he pees.”
• If you’re in a Religion Studies class you can put down a big black Star of Daniel just so the teacher knows what team you’re on.
• In your history classes you can always irritate the teacher by putting down “FDR was a sissy.”
• You can write down weird jokes like “What’s the worst part of rollerblading?” Answer: “Telling your Dad you’re Gay.”
• Or if it’s a Woman Studies course you can call the course what it really is…Man Hating 101.
• Maybe he’s a small Asian man and you are oddly attracted to him, it’s time to let him know how you feel. You know you find how he makes his “L’s” sound like “R’s” to be extremely sexy… rearry rearry sexy. This is your chance to let him know your secret passion.
• My personal favorite is drawing stick figures in sexual positions and then putting my roommate’s name and phone number at the bottom. Maybe this will help you get a date Brad. Yeah not likely… but we can hope. (Crossing my fingers)

But whatever you do try to have fun and run with it, and probably make it less homophobic, sexist, and racist as ours.