Streeter Seidell

College Students, Fight For Your Rights!

We came across a tragic story today. A young woman named Stacey Snyder was set to graduate last year from Millersville’s School of Education. However, the administration decided to refuse her the teaching certificate she had earned after discovering a picture on Myspace of Stacey in a pirate hat and drinking from a cup. The caption was “drunken pirate.” Better still, Stacey was of legal drinking age when the photo was taken.

We here at CollegeHumor have long defended college students’ right to post drunken photos of themselves online without any repercussions. We MUST NOT allow colleges to yank degrees from perfectly qualified students because of some stupid picture online. If this kind of moronic discrimination continues, nearly 100% of current college students will be denied degrees.

I say we make our voices heard! I say we all change our Facebook and Myspace pictures to the infamous “Drunken Pirate” photo.

Join The Facebook Group!

Change Your Picture!



Like this Article
URL Close
uPick
I Fought the Law Run-ins with the cops See All »
Up +18 Down
Skinny biking

After a night (more like during) of heavy drinking, my friend and I were riding bikes around our little island town in the Florida Keys. We rode past a balcony of girls who began hollering and whistling for us. we stopped around the corner, which was the last sober or sound decision we made that night. We decided it would be in our best interest as well for the sake of... Read More » humor, to do one more lap around that particular block, only without any clothes on. My friend went first, shooting around the block and disappearing behind the corner. I followed behind only to realize as I was turning the corner that I was riding directly in front of the headlights of a god damned cop car. I began hauling ass (still naked) through this residential neighborhood eventually ditching into someone's front yard. The cops spotted my bike and flashed the spot light on my very white ass. I came out with my hands up. After an hour of sitting on the curb sans clothes, while more and more cops showed up ( several of which I went to High School with) They only charged me with going down a one way and running a stop sign. My friend made it one more block further than me and made it home free.