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Article:Issue #61
Each issue is funnier than the next.Unwittingly Accurate Reactions to Unfortunate News-"You're schizophrenic? that's insane!"-"You have OCD? That's so neat!"-"You got a vasectomy? That's nuts!"-Conor McKeonState TriviaDid you know that the flag of...
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- Tuesday, Jun 3 2008
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Article:Issue #60
The next best thing to tickling.I think the government should give delicious meat coats to the homeless next winter. No one should have to be cold and hungry. They should be able to choose their fate.-Kevin CorriganSimilarities Between Prison...
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- Tuesday, May 27 2008
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Article:Issue #59
Writing AND jokes? Now that's what I call a triple play!TV Shows Double Amputees May Find OffensiveTwo and a Half MenSo You Think You Can DanceLast Comic Standing-Brian AglerHow Many Electricians Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?Two.One to...
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- Tuesday, May 20 2008
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Article:Issue #58
Made from 100% materials. Time heals all wounds . . . except amputations. -Aaron Thielking Nice to Chant at Re-Election Party, Mean to Yell at Birthday Party"Four more years!" -Patrick Cassels Real Movie Titles That...
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- Tuesday, May 13 2008
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Article:Issue #57
Original music by this sick new band my brother's in.Senior Superlatives at San Dimas High- Most Likely to Marry Medieval Princesses- Most Likely to Save the World With Rock and Roll- Most Excellent-Chase MitchellI wish I lived in Alabama so my...
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- Tuesday, May 6 2008
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Article:Issue #56
Turning Tuesdays into Fundays!If there's one thing I've learned about women, it's that they can't stand peeing.-Drew AlboI was driving one day and I saw that someone spray painted "Thug For Life" across a bridge. Naturally, my grandparents thought...
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- Tuesday, Apr 29 2008
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Article:Issue #55
May or may not contain peanuts, depending on what exactly those things are.I wonder how the paraplegic cavemen drove those prehistoric cars from The Flintstones?-Patrick CasselsQuestions That May Never Be Answered1. Who Let the Dogs Out?2. Whose...
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- Wednesday, Apr 23 2008
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Article:Issue #54
You may remember us from such weekly columns as "Stuff That Was Only Important 7 Days Ago."Jeff Foxworthy Goes GreenIf yer left arm's tan from hangin out yer truck all day, you should probably take public transit to reduce your carbon...
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- Tuesday, Apr 15 2008
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Article:Issue #53
For humans, by humans.Seemingly Obvious Movie SpoilersNo Country For Old Men: The old men decide this is no country for them.There Will Be Blood: There was blood.Leatherheads: Renee Zellweger is ugly as sh*t.-Chase MitchellStep-sisters Are the...
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- Tuesday, Apr 8 2008
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Article:Issue #52
The best part of wakin' up (at 6PM on Tuesday).I used to have a coke problem. Every time I did it I wanted to sing karaoke.-Yanni GogolectOhio State Fan Who Doesn't Get It"I like Ohio State so much, I bleed red."-Nick DoremusPolitically Correct...
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- Wednesday, Apr 2 2008
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Article:Issue #51
Still accepting the word "cyberspace."Multiple DUI Offender Botches RiddleWhy is is that we park on driveways and repeatedly commit vehicular manslaughter on parkways?-John CEvery guitar is an air guitar when you're deaf.-Conor McKeonA lot of...
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- Tuesday, Mar 25 2008
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Article:Issue #50
50 issues down, 30 to go! Awesome tramp stamp idea for a homosexual gentleman: "Members Only."-Derek WalbornUnfortunate NewsThe world's only police sketch artist was killed today. Nobody will ever know who did it...-Amir BlumenfeldDial-up is a lot...
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- Tuesday, Mar 18 2008
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Article:Issue #49
Less than 2 percent of our readers die from incredibly rare diseases. Coincidence?Politically Correct Dyslexia-"Ask that black guy for directions"-"Excuse me, but I believe they prefer to be called 'little people.'"-Conor MckeonPopular Weird Al...
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- Tuesday, Mar 11 2008
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Article:Issue #48
Brought to you by the coolest crew since "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" went off the air.Spending so much time on Jeopardy has ruined his joke structure.Who is Alex Trebek?-Mark HenryAccording to IMDB, Cory Matthews was in all 158 episodes of Boy...
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- Tuesday, Mar 4 2008
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Article:Issue #47
All the fun of a Stephen King novel, without the crappy ABC mini-series.Facebook Games Other Than ScrabulousMonopulousConnect FourulousIdentity Theft-Dan GurewitchChris Farley's death hurt David Spade's career worse than his own.-Brendan...
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- Tuesday, Feb 26 2008
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Article:Issue #46
Brought to you by the letter B, a subsidiary of Globex International.Guy who cheats at Mad LibsFor my trip to (California), I (boarded) a (large) (airplane). For dinner we were offered (fish) or (chicken). Altogether, it was a (pleasant trip)....
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- Tuesday, Feb 19 2008
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Article:Issue #45
Because laughter is the best medicine, and we're its corrupt pharmaceutical lobby. Flawless Logic Don't drink and drive, unless you're a really good multi-tasker. -Charlie N I'm ashamed to admit it now, but I lied on my college...
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- Wednesday, Feb 13 2008
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Article:Issue #44
We're bigger than Jesus' online column. Guy: Sorry babe, Valentine's Day is a Hallmark Holiday. I don't need a corporation to tell me when to say "I love you." Girl: It's also my Birthday. Guy: Hallmark Birthday. Girl: You're stepping on...
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- Tuesday, Feb 5 2008
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Article:Issue #43
Illegal in 48 states. Frowned upon in the other two. -"My Dad is a long-suffering Giants fan." -"What do you mean? They just won the Super Bowl." -"He's dying of stomach cancer." -Tom Sunnergren Hank Aaron's Pun School "I'd risk my ass...
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- Tuesday, Jan 29 2008
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Article:Issue #45
If this issue of the 105% is not funny, it is likely due to a manufacturing defect. Ask for an exchange at the point of purchase.My dog threw up yesterday all over my hand, because that's what I shoved down its mouth.-Shawn PearlmanI bet Slinky...
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