All of us know these people. They seem to live at your school, literally. They don't seem to go to or even have class and yet they love to be seen doing their respective activities, no matter how lame.

Long boarder (aka "the land surfer"�)- This is that guy at your land locked campus that wishes he was riding waves but instead settles for riding around campus all day. He never has a shirt no matter the temperature and rarely if ever wears shoes. If you try and initiate a conversation with this guy you will undoubtedly end up talking about that time he hit a wicked death bobble and went down hard. Be prepared to see a scar the size of a tortilla emblazoned across his side. He can be seen "cruising the hills" or sitting on the steps in front of the library smoking cloves.

Ultimate Frisbee enthusiast- These guys travel in groups of 3 at all times and can be seen "tossing" in the most inconvenient of places such as the student union quad during peak hours. They love to show off their ability to catch the Frisbee between their legs and also "threading the needle", throwing the Frisbee through crowds of people. If someone does happen to knock down/get in the way of their "tossing" it initiates an immediate "dude we were playing a game here"

The Evangelical Christian- Does this guy get paid to do this? He stands outside the library/memorial union and either reads passages from the New Testament or hands out miniature copies of the bible in a feeble attempt to moralize the corrupt American youth. He doesn't seem to go to school here but is a member of every Christian organization on campus.

Drunken Frat guy- Are you ever sober, for Christ sake? This guy doesn't know the meaning of self control; he's been in school for 6 years now and only has enough credits to be considered a sophomore. Most assume he's been kicked out of the university and is collecting his parent's tuition checks to feed his Pabst Blue Ribbon addiction and buy his rohypnol. He fills his days by walking around campus with his fraternity bros being as obnoxious as humanly possible and passing out in the student lounge. And honestly, why the pink popped collars?

Middle aged man- Who the hell are you? Honestly, is it homecoming already? Are you an alum or what? Everyone has this guy in their class, he's clearly 40 years older than every one else in the room and undoubtedly has a mustache. He's forced by some cruel twist of fate to sit in an entry level lecture class with several hundred freshman and endure such stinging witticisms as "why don't you go back to the old folks home" No one's really sure if they're a student, a professor, or just some old guy trying to snag some hot 18 year old "pootie-tang"

Mr. Dance, Dance revolution- He's the guy in the student rec center racking up perfect scores time after time on the Dance, Dance Revolution machine. He's 50lbs overweight, dotted with acne and wearing black sweat pants with a "Yu-Gi-Ho" t-shirt. His excuse for why he does it is "it's a hell of a lot more fun than running and really offers a more diverse work out" No one has ever been seen playing the Dance, Dance Revolution machine besides him and there is a half-used roll of quarters eternally next to his feet.

ROTC- Between target practice and being a douche bag, there really doesn't seem to be enough time in the day for any of that "book learnin"� stuff. These guys are career soldiers and they act like it, too. To be fair though, how much math does it take to kill a man? In my experience, not very much.

D1 Athletes- Athletes, the quintessential class skipper. When asked what classes they're taking they usually respond with "You're really going to have to talk to my tutors about that."� Most of us have never seen a D1 athlete in class but they will always mysteriously show up to every test. They can usually be seen hanging out in a large group around the campus Carl's jr/Panda Express or penning witty comments like "don't hate me cuz you aint me"� via their facebook.