It feels like we're always searching for that special someone, and while some successful relationships have evolved from chance encounters at the dry cleaners, nothing good can come from meeting at"¦

10. Planned Parenthood

How We Met Story: "When both of our test results came back negative, I just knew it was a match made in heaven."�
What You Have in Common: Distaste for STDs and unwanted pregnancies.
Why It Won't Work Out: He refuses to wear a condom since he's STD-free, you end up pregnant, and the relationship ends exactly where it began.

9. Facebook

How We Met Story: "She looked hot in her picture, so I decided to poke her. Then we decided to meet, so I poke her for real."
What You Have in Common: Your both members of the group "The Popped Collar Posse."
Why It Won't Work Out: His profile still says he's "single."

8. Rave

How We Met Story: "After dropping some acid I started talking to this guy, Blackliquid, and realized we were having the same hallucinations."
What You Have in Common: An affinity for Ecstasy.
Why It Won't Work Out: Neither one remembers in the morning.

7. Roommate's Bed

How We Met Story: "Suzie was in the shower when I stumbled home. I was still sorta drunk and tripped into her bed. That's when John woke up, and it was love at first sight."�
What You Have in Common: You both just LOVE your roommate!
Why It Won't Work Out: You both just LOVE your roommate!


6. Faculty Lounge

How We Met Story: "While discussing the symbolism present between Lady Macbeth and The Little Mermaid, we locked eyes and it was love at 17th sight."
What You Have in Common: A guaranteed date at 10 a.m. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Why It Wont Work Out: After all that extra effort, you only got an A-.

5. Tanning Salon

How We Met Story: "Disillusioned by the array of accelerators, I accidentally went into room 13 instead of room 30 and since Ryan forgot to lock the door, his tanning experience got even hotter.
What You Have In Common: Being tanorexic.
Why It Won't Work Out: You become uncomfortable with the salesgirl continually asking about his package.

4. Backseat of a Cop Car

How We Met Story: "After I puked on Officer Johnson's shoes I got arrested, and shoved into the car, where I passed out. But right as we were pulling into the station I came to just in time to meet Joey (resisting arrest), who didn't even flinch when I puked in the car again. What a charmer!"�
What You Have in Common: Your parole officer.
Why It Won't Work Out: You can never top the time you reached the "Big O"� in a Five-O.

3. OB-GYN

How We Met Story: "Dr. McShady had already located my g-spot, so I thought - why not?!"
What You Have in Common: Detailed knowledge of your sexual history.
Why It Won't Work Out: You think he's seeing too much of other women (if you know what we mean).

2. Drive-Thru

How We Met Story: "I decided to order my Big Mac with her number on the side, which she gave me along with a wink and an extra order of fries."
What You Have in Common: Obesity.
Why It Won't Work Out: She's cheating on you with Jimmy John and his Papa.

1. Family Reunion

How We Met Story: "My mom re-introduced me to my cousin Brian and he was so hot. I couldn't even believe that we used to take baths together, so we did again last night.
What You Have in Common: DNA.
Why It Won't Work Out: Your parents find out and remind you that you live in Connecticut, not Kentucky.