Besides crippling social anxiety and trying to "˜keep things together' with their high school sweethearts, every freshman guy has one thing in common: they love getting drunk. Many experienced upperclassmen let their evenings out be ruined by these roving bands of intoxicated freshmen. "Look at these idiots," you say, "They can't hold their booze at all. They totally ruined this bar." Shame on you. As an experienced college student you should know that every negative has a positive and that positive is usually a drinking game. So next time you're at your favorite bar and a herd of freshmen dudes come tramping through the door, filling the juke box with their TRL favorites and ordering shot after shot of Jager, don't get mad, just play Drunk Freshman: The Drinking Game!
Drink for the allotted amount of time whenever you spot a freshman guy"¦
Come say Hi to Streeter at His Site
Drink for the allotted amount of time whenever you spot a freshman guy"¦
| Getting shut down after hitting on an upperclassman | 3 seconds |
| Telling a story about how awesome high school was | 2 seconds |
| Trying to cut the bathroom line | 4 seconds |
| Trying to convince a bouncer his fake ID is real | 3 seconds |
| Staring at older girls dancing with each other | 5 seconds |
| Talking about how bad the food is | 8 seconds |
| Calling his girlfriend at another school | 10 seconds |
| Screaming an Old School/Chapelle's Show quote | 2 seconds |
| Complaining about his roommate | 3 seconds |
| Spilling a drink on himself or someone else | 4 seconds |
| Deep in a conversation about his philosophy class | 10 seconds |
| Throwing up in his mouth | 5 seconds |
| Throwing up on the floor | 15 seconds |
| Talking about how he "˜never pukes, seriously' | 12 seconds |
| Realizing that he is about ten seconds away from vomiting | 20 seconds. |
| Wearing a school hoodie | 3 seconds |
| Sloppily making out with a fugly hag after 2 AM | 5 seconds |
| Trying to lift an object, break an object, move an object or otherwise display his beer muscles | 9 seconds |
| Stealing a banner, neon sign or anything else with an alcohol logo on it | 20 seconds |
| Getting the girl he's been hitting on stolen by an upperclassman | 10 seconds |
| Wearing an "˜outfit' instead of whatever clothes were lying around | 8 seconds |
| Talking about how many classes he skips | 11 seconds |
| Playing an air instrument such as guitar or drums | 5 seconds |
| Grinding with his guy friends "˜as a joke' | 2 seconds |
| Grinding with his guy friends | 25 seconds |
| Lighting a cigarette backwards | 30 seconds |
| Getting cut off by the bartender | 10 seconds |
| Bragging about how late he stayed up on Tuesday | 2 seconds |
| Recounting exactly how many beers, shots and drinks he has had so far tonight | 10 seconds |
| Leaving by himself, drunk, depressed and homesick | 1 second |
Come say Hi to Streeter at His Site
Recording...
Hey, there are no comments yet.
Signin or create an account to be the first!
3,309 / 4,578
Newest Articles
-
Hotlink:Birbiglia Goes West and the SPJ is on Comedy Central.com!
by Mike Birbiglia at Georgetown
1 Like -
Currently Reading Article:Drunk Freshman: The Drinking Game
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
0 Likes -
Hotlink:An Open Letter To My Now-Ex-Beirut Partner
by
5 Likes
Visit Our Partners
-
5556
If Fonts Were People
Times New Roman and friends battle the forces of evil.
-
3846
"Drunk-O-Vision V" [PICTURE]
An illustration of the difference between sober and drunk.
-
820
Chappelle Remix
100% gibberish and still funnier than Carlos Mencia.
-
5024
5 New Firefox Features That You Probably Didn't Know About
Firefox announced exciting new features- here are 5 of the best ones.
-
707
Grandpa's Wake
He would've wanted it this way.
- See more CollegeHumor stuff on Digg!
-
55
Gotham City's Job Postings Over the Years [PICS]
Comedy, at its finest.
-
48
Lion Hug
-
32
Beer Run
Brian's having second thoughts.
-
12
Epic Burn
Collegehumor writer strikes back at stupid commenter, massive burnage ensues
-
9
Weak Sauce
A new chain restaurant menu item that you probably won't see any time soon.
- See more CollegeHumor stuff on Digg!
