Willie Nelson Has A Lot Of Money

by Streeter Seidell on September 19, 2006
Last night Willie Nelson's tour bus got pulled over and searched because "an officer smelled marijuana." Shocking, I know. It turns out that Ol' Willie was packing a pound and a half of primo herb.

Now, at $50 an eighth, that's $400 an ounce. And since there are 16 ounces in a pound, 1 1/2 pounds equals 24 ounces of bud. 24 ounces of weed will run you about $9,600 but let's bump that up to $10,000 because you know Willie only smokes the good shit.

This got me thinking, what else could you get for the value of the weed taken from Willie's bus?

  • 3 pounds of schwag
  • 666 copies of "The Dukes of Hazzard"
  • 2 60" Plasma Flat-Panel TVs
  • 1 60" Plasma Flat-Panel TV, 12 1/2 ounces of weed to smoke while watching your new TV
  • 10,000 American flag bandannas
  • 4,000+ gallons of BioWillie™, Willie Nelson's alternative soybean based gasoline.
  • 1 year's rent at This Apartment in the Bronx.
  • 1 years tuition at University of New Hampshire.
  • 1 1996 Harley Davidson touring bike
  • 1,000,000 pennies
  • 125 grams of cocaine
  • Happiness

    • What else can you get for $10,000? Leave you answers in the comments...
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