I’ve been searching long and hard for two things while pursuing degrees in college: the perfect public toilet and the perfect girl. The other day I had an epiphany when I realized their similarities. With both the perfect toilet and the perfect girl, you want it/her to:
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Smell nice.#
Have not been used by a lot of guys. #
Be disease-free.#
Be worthy of sharing with your friends.#
Not require protection to use.#
Be pube-free#
Appear clean enough for your mother to approve.#
Not mind being peed on.#
Have no fetuses inside. #
Have soft toilet paper nearby for when you're finished.
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