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Top Ten Away Messages by Anne Frank

by Dave Holstein October 19, 2006



10. AMSTERDAM ROCKS!!!

9. know any good books for the secret bookcase?

8. if they send me to prison, call my cell! jk

7. worst. bat mizvah. ever.

6. i think the dominos guy is lost...

5. i wish my middle name was Stein so in the phone book i would look like FRANK, ANNE STEIN. i'm bored.

4. omg. FINALLY lost it last night to you know who. wish i could share but that's what a diary's for...

3. my parents are such nazis

2. bad hair day. and i think my friends are dead

1. brb, someone's at the door
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