Necessary Downgrades

You need money. You need a lot of money. Right now you're probably 2 bad decisions away from selling coke out of your North Face backpack or growing pot under your bed. Inevitably you're going to have to cut some corners to put a little extra cash in your pocket. You need to stop living a life of luxury and start downgrading. Here's how it'll go...


Meal plan

21 meals/week

14 meals/week

7 meals/week

Wendy's Big Bacon Classic

Burger King's Whopper

Your roommate's trash

Your roommate

McDonald's dollar menu


Entertainment
Movie theater

DVDs

TV

Halo 2

Pranks on roommates

Staring at nothing in particular

Reading


Alcohol
Bud

Corona

Natty

Natty Ice

Busch

Rubbing Alcohol

Paying a drunk hobo to breathe in your mouth


Toilet Paper
Flower print quadruple ply extra soft Charmin Ultra

Pink, double ply Cottonelle

Generic grocery store single ply

Bounty paper towels

Your left sock

Nothing


Hooking Up
Head cheerleader

Roommate's sister

Cute girl in psych

Fat girl in bio

Other fat girl in bio

Condom filled with microwaved pudding
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