What You are Really Saying: When You're on the Phone With Your Parents

by corey on October 28, 2006

What you Say: "Oh, hey dad. Not much just got out of class." What You Mean: -

"Oh, hey dad. Not much, my 3 o'clock probably just got out, but I've actually been playing Saints Row for the last 4 hours." "Class is good. We just watched this really interesting documentary on Global Warming" - "I don't know the real name of the class I missed. Parental control is my favorite TV show right now, a 4 block episode is about to start." "I've been budgeting well, and keeping a close eye on my checking account," - "I bought Wendy's for lunch, and biggie-sized it with that money you gave me for the water bill" "I think were gonna' take it easy tonight, maybe check out a party, see if anything is going on" - "I'm actually kind of drunk right now, I'm going out and probably won't be home until 4, but won't remember anything beyond 1:45" "No, there's no special girls out there right now" - "I had unprotected sex last night" "I applied for a job at Applebee's today" - "There's an Applebee's commercial on right now" "All right, well I've got a little bit of work to take care of, but I'll see ya guys in a few weeks, love ya!" - "All right, I need to find my other shoe I'm planning on leaving the house for the first time today, get ready to fork over some cash in two weeks, love ya!"

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