Want some creative Halloween costumes? Here's a few that will help you dress like your favorite sports star!
A hypodermic needle, a melon baller, and a "house for sale"¯ sign: Barry Bonds
Shoe polish and a time machine: Kenny Rogers
A subscription to GQ, a copy of Jungle Fever, and a handful of excuses: Alex Rodriguez
Four gold watches: Roger Clemens
An equivalency diploma, a championship ring, and a bullet proof vest: Maurice Clarrett
20,000 empty seats: the NHL
Testosterone pills and a yellow jersey, slightly used: Floyd Landis
A walker, Metamucil, and a two-year contract: Jamie Moyer
A bike helmet, an appendix, and a clean bill of health: Anyone but Ben Roethlisberger
Crutches and a copy of Madden 2007: Shaun Alexander
A bottle of pills, a sharpie, and a new publicist: Terrell Owens
A play book and a comfortable seat cushion: Drew Bledsoe
A fifth of Jack Daniels, car keys, and a pint of blood: Steve Foley
A copy of "The Rules"¯ and a 9PM curfew: Duke Men's Lacrosse
A breathalyser and a cell mate: Koren Robinson
A mask: A Raider fan, but not for the usual reason
An empty shelf with a place for the Ryder Cup, the Davis Cup, the World Cup, a trophy from the World Basketball Championships, and several gold medals: The United States
A copy of the syllabus from "Intro to Ethics"¯ and a hundred thousand dollars: Reggie Bush
A soccer ball, a headband, and a hot sister: Zenidine Zidane
A Spanish to English Dictionary and a gag order: Steve Lyons
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