Loud Drunk Kid from Parties In Various Everyday Situations

by Amir Blumenfeld on November 02, 2006

At Class Professor: I seem to be short one syllabus, can anybody just look on with their neighbor? Kid: Ey! Hey! You gotta talk to my friend, his dad looks JUST LIKE YOU! OHMYGOD!!!! Here call him. Take a video picture or whatever the hell you do. Professor: What is the commotion young man? Kid: All right, brb dude, whatever. At Home

Kid: Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Roommate: Stop! I'm trying to study. Seriously, you smell. Kid: Ahahahhaha! I just upper decked this kid's toilet, dude. Roommate: What!? That's our only bathroom! Will you clean it up? Kate's coming over to study. Kid: You can do so much better than her... forget her. Seriously. You're such a good guy. On a Date Cindy: Hey. Thanks for taking me here. I've actually had a lot of fun. Kid: HEY!!!! Somebody please sing the theme song from Zelda. All I can hear is Mario Bros. Right now. I'm going crazy. Hey, sing it! Cindy: Ugh, get off me you creep. Kid: Nah nah, that's not it. I think it starts with a melody. At Family Dinner Mother: How is this semester treating you, honey? Kid: Oh my god. Lets get fucking pizza. Or something, like a fucking giant pepperoni. So good! Father: Apologize to your mother. Kid: Apologize to my dick. Father: I have no son. At a Stand Up Comedy Club Comedian: I think they are just toilet paper! Wouldn't that be funny? If they were just like "Hey Osama! I need to wipe my ass!" "Just use your turban, Mohammad!" Kid: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!! Comedian: Haha, this kid gets it.

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