Guy sitting next to me in the theater: Stop talking to me, the movie hasn't even started yet.
My Mom: Oh, how tasteless. This is something your father would love.
My Dad: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH.
My Grandmother: What"¦.what am I watching here? Is this"¦is this a GAY PORNO!?!
My Great Grandmother: What's a Borat?
Someone who repeats jokes until they're dead: That naked wrestling scene was so gross, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Jagshemash! Sexy time! Wawaweewa!
Someone who didn't get it: Borat is an anti-Semite, a sexist and a racist.
Someone who REALLY didn't get it: Have you ever noticed that Borat and Sacha Baron Cohen are never in the same room together?
The southern frat guy from the movie: Dude! Dude, check it out, I'm totally in a movie! HAHA that's awesome! Wow, I am DRUNK. Hahaha dude, dude shut up, I'm trying to listen. (pause) Wait, what? What did I just say? SLAVES!?! Oh, shit...
by Dan Gurewitch at Syracuse
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Lukas Kaiser at NYU
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
I'm lonely.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
"It didn't have to come to this..."
Wow, just, wow.
The dog was the first one down at the party... just so happens we had markers and a kid to keep entertained haha
Recording...
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