MTV's "Yo Momma: Nerd Edition"

by Dan Gurewitch on November 10, 2006
Walter Jeebles vs. Filbert Peevstein. Who will emerge the lesser loser? Walter: "Yo momma's so fat, she takes up two MySpaces. And her Top 8 are all sandwiches." Filbert: "Yo momma's World of Warcraft Blood Elf Shaman is at such a low level, she ran up against a Small Crag Boar and it was like "Nah, why bother." Walter: "Yo momma's so old, her screenname is A." Filbert: "Yo momma has so many carbon atoms, when she had a threesome with hydrogen and oxygen, the basic building blocks of organic matter formed." Walter: "Yo momma called tech support about her hard drive problems. They said "empty the trash," and she put herself on the sidewalk." Filbert: "Yo momma's iPod is so old, it doesn't support hip-hop." Walter: "Yo momma's so fat, even her Sim is diabetic." Filbert: "Yo momma is so stupid, when I asked her opinion of quantum chromodynamics as a non-abelian gauge theory, she thought the only group of massless quarks was SUL(Nf) x SUR(Nf) x UB(1) x U A(1)!" Walter: "Yo momma is so dumb, she once played Simon. It went "Boop." She went "Boop." Then it went "Beep Boop." And she was like "Boop Boop." Shit!" Filbert: "Yo momma is so supportive, she comforted me after T.J. poured baked beans down my pants in high school. And it stopped there, we didn't do anything sexual or anything, I just went home, but she was very nice." Contributions from Jeff Rubin
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