It's that time of the week again, the time when we post the stupidest questions you heard in class. If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. It's that simple.

5. Penn State, State College, PA
Submitted by Amanda.

During a sociology lecture...
Professor: A lot of children who are a part of step-families experience problems. It's not usually like the Brady Bunch.
Girl who's devaluing my degree: Wait. The Brady Bunch was a step-family? That's what the song meant?

4. Fanshawe College, London, UK
Submitted by Katie

Double-Trouble
Prof: "The contributions to society made by these native Indians are huge"
Stupid Guy: "Yeah, didn't Indians invent fire?"
Even Stupider Girl: "Umm I'm pretty sure HUMANS invented fire!"

3. College of Charleston, Charleston, SC
Submitted by John

Genius: Excuse me. What does the etc. at the end of that sentence mean?
Professor: Are you serious?
Genius: I guess so.
Professor: How did you even get into college?


2. University of Ottawa, Ottawa ON, Canada
Submitted by Nick

Professor: The attack on Pearl Harbor happened on December 7th, 1941 after....
Moron: Wait, wait. Like the one in the movie?
Stunned silence

And for the win...

1. Missouri State University, Springfield, MO
Submitted by Jesse.

Spanish Professor: While we were on vacation, we actually got to see a shrunken head in a museum.
Brilliant Young Woman: So, how exactly do they shrink heads?
Spanish Professor: Well, they cut the head off and then they begin whatever their process is to-
Brilliant Young Woman: Oh, they use dead people?

Congrats on winning yourself a Big Shocker, Jesse. And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @Gmail.com and remember to include your school or we won't be able to use it.