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| Wii | Playstation 3 | N.E.S. | |
| Games | 21 | 16 | 15,824 |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Avg. Price on eBay | $300 | $1200 | $10 |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Included Games | Wii Sports | None | Mario / Duck Hunt |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Best Game | Zelda | Who knows? Madden, I guess. | Zelda |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Plays DVDs | No | Yes | No |
| Winner: Playstation 3 | |||
| Does it play Punch-Out? | Yes, but without Mike Tyson | No | Oh yeah |
Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Commercials | Charming | Frightening | Hilarious |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Games Require Excessive Blowing | No | No | Damn it, you try. |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Beats Human Contact | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Three Way Tie | |||
| Impresses Girls | No | No | Sorta |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
by Jeff Rubin at Penn State
by CH Staff
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
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Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
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It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
Hook ups can range from something to do on a Saturday night to life altering greatness. Here is the hook up hierarchy, Level 1 being the highest.
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