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Cute College Girl Of The Week: Kelly Marie

by CH Staff December 05, 2006


Name:Kelly Year: Junior School: University of Wisconsin- Eau Claire Hometown: Shakopee, MN Major: Advertising Favorite Drink: Bacardi and Diet Cherry Coke What type of lines work on you: I am definitely a sucker for a good sense of humor. I am also supposed to plug my friend Ryan O'Neil who is known for his fool proof pick up lines. What type of lines do not: Anything cocky, chauvinistic, or just plain cheesy. They say purple is the new pink, am I gay for knowing that: I'm going to play it safe and say you are secure with your sexuality"¦? What's your most embarrassing college moment: Well that would have to be the time I was visiting some friends at the University of Minnesota my freshman year. We were at my friend's older brother's house and I was talking on the phone. I was apparently in my own little world because without thinking I took a step backwards"¦right down, what I would like to call, a "hidden"¯ flight of stairs in front of everyone. After it was determined that I would suffer no serious injuries, my friends all got a good laugh at my clumsiness, and I walked away with a bruised ego, a bruised back, and an early night on a rather uncomfortable futon. Guts or Double Dare: After witnessing a good imitation of Double Dare contestants this year for Halloween, physical challenges and all, I am going to have to side with DD. More pictures of Kelly after the jump!
If you have someone you think would make a great Cute College Girl of the Week, email Intern Jake at CuteCollegeGirl@Gmail.com. Don't forget a pic. If she gets picked she'll receive a free BustedTee, which, if she's nice, she'll give to you.
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