Nothing shows how thoughtful you are like a good gag gift. This year, show your friends how well you know them by getting them the perfect present.
- A framed picture of a happy family: For your friend who comes from a broken home. For added effect, crack the glass on the frame.
- Food Stamps: For your friend whose parents couldn’t afford to get him a laptop. You can say something like, “You’re really poor, that’s why I got you food stamps as a gag gift…”
- Bouquet of dusty flowers covered in bees and peanut butter: For your friend with a lot of allergies. Throw this gift at him really hard, in order to upset the bees.
- A gun: For your friend who tried to kill himself by cutting his wrists. The note could read, “Get the job done, no more half-assing it! – Love, Santa”
- For your friend who is at the bottom of the list for a kidney transplant: Your liver.
- Fake Puke: For your bulimic friend. If you’re the only one she told about her problem you’ll probably need to explain it to everyone else.
- All Dogs Go To Heaven: For your friend whose cat just died.
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