A compendium of ideas regarding the imbibed personality traits superseding those of the sober man can be found below this loquaciously pedantic introduction.
The sober man sees: Oprah Winfrey
The imbibed man sees: Halle Berry
The sober man sees: His roommate's bedroom
The imbibed man sees: The house's bathroom
The sober man sees: An old woman's hydrangea
The imbibed man sees: The perfect place to fall face first into a hydrangea
The sober man sees: A Taco Bell commercial
The imbibed man sees: Heaven
The sober man sees: Driving as a necessity to get from point A to point B
The imbibed man sees: Driving as a divine mission to get to Taco Bell while evading those good-for-nothing police who want to kill his buzz
The sober man sees: Hilary Clinton
The imbibed man sees: Gross, its still Hillary Clinton
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