If This Update Gets 100 Likes My Girlfriend Will Have a Threesome
I swear to God you guys, she said that. Seriously, you don’t understand how much I need this. Just do this one thing for me, you know I’d do it for you. Check this out.
100 likes I get the threesome
150 likes and it gets to be with another girl
200 likes and I post pictures of it
300 likes and she won’t tell people I hit her
400 likes and I can have Amir Blumenfeld videotape it
450 likes and Jeff Rubin will videotape Amir videotaping it, and we'll post it on CollegeHumor
500 likes and she’ll respect me
550 likes and I get anal.
I’m not playing around here you guys. Come on, don’t be a dick about this. If this update gets just 50 likes she’ll stop calling me “limp-dick” in front of all her friends. 75 likes and she’ll shave her legs. Please you guys.
1000 likes and she will date me for 4 more years then marry me
1200 likes and she will bear me three sons and name each one after me
1300 likes and we'll send them to private school
And if I get even 20 likes she said I can stick my thumb in her ass. I’m not messing with you. Why haven't you liked this yet?
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