The goverment mandates that every month CollegeHumor write an update for the deaf, the blind, or girls. Here you go. Whatever.

by Jeff Rubin at Penn State
by Brian Paulsen at Villanova
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
What the world's Facebook news feed might look like this week.
This is what's wrong with America ;-)
The real lyrics are finally released
Owner of a Lonely Heart and Smooth Criminal, violin style. Classic music just got more classical.